Stewart

You’ve seen Stewart before, he’s an amazing Jazz musician. However, times are tough and he realized that he’s not making enough money off his music. So, he got a gig selling used cars. He said he picked out this outfit because he wanted to look professional and trustworthy. If you need a car Stewart is your guy! On the down-low, I heard he doesn’t know how to drive, so if he mentions anything about taking you out for a spin in one of his cars, make sure you’re the one driving! ūüėČ

***Stewart is up for adoption! For more info, please contact info@animaladvocatesalliance.org- ask for Stewart!! ***

MS. Flans

Miss Flans is getting ready for her Valentines date tonight! She was wearing her nighty and said it was absolutely unacceptable to take pictures of her in her unmentionables. She later agreed to allow us to take a few pics on the condition that we send one of of the pics to her date tonight so that, “he knows how specials I thinks he is.” Done deal, Flans! Good luck on your date tonight!

Gema

Gema attends the University of Dog Stuff (UDS). She’s studying dog Kinesiology¬†. She really enjoys exercising and working out to dance hits. On this particular day she threw on this outfit and started showing us some of her dancing moves. She has every Cyndi Lauper and Maddona album ever made and has created a dance workout compilation that she shakes her booty to every day! She’s hoping to be on dancing with the stars soon!

 

 

***GEMA IS UP FOR ADOPTION!! SHE’S LOOKING FOR PERMANENT DANCING PARTNERS! FOR MORE INFO ON HOW TO ADOPT GEMA CONTACT: linda_alvarezzz@yahoo.com***

Mamma Cass Jackson

This here is Mamma, but if you know whats good for you, you should call her by her full name, Mamma Cass Jackson. Mamma Cass was on her way to her weekly church meeting- ¬†she plays the tambourine with the band. After church she plays domino with the girls. I asked her why she chose this particular outfit and she replied, “Because I look good in it! Now, take the picture, child!” When Mamma Cass tells you to do something, you do it!

Mamma Cass Jackson

***Mamma is currently up for adoption! She will save your soul! For more info please contact: http://www.wagsandwalks.orgРask for Mammas!***

Herb!

Herb is 16 years old. He’s a bonafide senior citizen. He doesn’t care what you think. He’s very invested in you moving out of his way…and please DO NOT in any way, shape or form, disturb him while he’s taking a nap (which happens about 16 hours a day). Lately, when he’s not sleeping he’s been reading up on Jacques Cousteau. He said Jacques inspired this outfit because it seemed like something he would ¬†wear. ¬†I told him it looked more like a “Where’s Waldo” outfit. Then Herb told me ¬†to take my camera and shove it…Ha! Love you Herb!

Charley

Meet Charley. She’s a fiery little lady and whose principal concern in life is making sure her eyebrows are perfectly manicured. When we arrived she already had this dress on and was dancing to Ben E King’s “Spanish Harlem.” She loves romance novels and compliments. Tell her how nice her brows are and she’ll love you forever.

***DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THAT FACE?? IF YOU DO, CHARLEY IS UP FOR ADOPTION! FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: linda_alvarezzz@yahoo.com***

Stewart

Stewart is as cool as they come. He moonlights as a jazz musician when he’s not doing his day job which consists of rearranging his toys. He thought this outfit reflected his smooth style and helped bring out the cool cat in him. For those of you who are wondering, yes, he does play the saxophone, and while he favors Coltrane, he can play ¬†George Michael’s overplayed “Careless Whisper” riff.

***STEWART IS UP FOR ADOPTION! HOW COOL IS THAT?? FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN ADOPT THIS GUY PLEASE CONTACT: info@animaladvocatesalliance.org – ASK FOR STEWART ***

Capt. Jack!

Captain Jack is cool fellow. He describes himself as a mix between Charles Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson. He’s very specific about what he likes and on this day he chose this shirt because he liked the flowers on it. Then he recited the following poem, ” LIfe is like a red rose, it’s pretty and it smells good.” We think he’s onto something!

Capt. Jack

***CAPTAIN JACK IS UP FOR ADOPTION! HE’S LOOKING FOR A SHIP HE CAN CALL HIS OWN. FOR MORE INFO PLEASE CONTACT: info@animaladvocatesalliance.org. OR GO TO THIS LINK FOR MORE INFO:¬†http://animaladvocatesalliance.org/captain-jack/ ¬†***

Stellar!

Did you think Closet Critters was just about dogs?! Think again! ¬†Stellar was going to meet his agent for brunch today. Seeing as how it’s a beautiful day out he picked an outfit to match his mood. I saw him look in the mirror and wink at himself. I swear!