Talk about a tall glass of water!! Check out Baron! What a handsome dude. He was waiting for us when we arrived and was wearing this spiffy green vintage shirt but, ummmm, he forgot his pants! When we pointed this out he said, “What are pants??” You’re right Baron! Who needs pants!? We don’t!
Then he took off his shirt, threw on this bow tie, flexed his pecks, grinned and said, “take my picture.” We like your style Baron!!
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