Baron

Talk about a tall glass of water!! Check out Baron! What a handsome dude. He was waiting for us when we arrived and was wearing this spiffy green vintage shirt but, ummmm, he forgot his pants! When we pointed this out he said, “What are pants??” You’re right Baron! Who needs pants!? We don’t!

Then he took off his shirt, threw on this bow tie, flexed his pecks, grinned and said, “take my picture.” We like your style Baron!!

Baron

*** BARON IS UP FOR ADOPTION!!! FOR MORE INFO PLEASE CONTACT: molleejess@aol.com ***

Mamma Cass Jackson

This here is Mamma, but if you know whats good for you, you should call her by her full name, Mamma Cass Jackson. Mamma Cass was on her way to her weekly church meeting-  she plays the tambourine with the band. After church she plays domino with the girls. I asked her why she chose this particular outfit and she replied, “Because I look good in it! Now, take the picture, child!” When Mamma Cass tells you to do something, you do it!

Mamma Cass Jackson

***Mamma is currently up for adoption! She will save your soul! For more info please contact: http://www.wagsandwalks.org– ask for Mammas!***

Herb!

Herb is 16 years old. He’s a bonafide senior citizen. He doesn’t care what you think. He’s very invested in you moving out of his way…and please DO NOT in any way, shape or form, disturb him while he’s taking a nap (which happens about 16 hours a day). Lately, when he’s not sleeping he’s been reading up on Jacques Cousteau. He said Jacques inspired this outfit because it seemed like something he would  wear.  I told him it looked more like a “Where’s Waldo” outfit. Then Herb told me  to take my camera and shove it…Ha! Love you Herb!

Charley

Meet Charley. She’s a fiery little lady and whose principal concern in life is making sure her eyebrows are perfectly manicured. When we arrived she already had this dress on and was dancing to Ben E King’s “Spanish Harlem.” She loves romance novels and compliments. Tell her how nice her brows are and she’ll love you forever.

***DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THAT FACE?? IF YOU DO, CHARLEY IS UP FOR ADOPTION! FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: linda_alvarezzz@yahoo.com***

Capt. Jack!

Captain Jack is cool fellow. He describes himself as a mix between Charles Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson. He’s very specific about what he likes and on this day he chose this shirt because he liked the flowers on it. Then he recited the following poem, ” LIfe is like a red rose, it’s pretty and it smells good.” We think he’s onto something!

Capt. Jack

***CAPTAIN JACK IS UP FOR ADOPTION! HE’S LOOKING FOR A SHIP HE CAN CALL HIS OWN. FOR MORE INFO PLEASE CONTACT: info@animaladvocatesalliance.org. OR GO TO THIS LINK FOR MORE INFO: http://animaladvocatesalliance.org/captain-jack/  ***

Stellar!

Did you think Closet Critters was just about dogs?! Think again!  Stellar was going to meet his agent for brunch today. Seeing as how it’s a beautiful day out he picked an outfit to match his mood. I saw him look in the mirror and wink at himself. I swear!